GO AWAY

GO AWAY AND DIE 

Hello kitty

I am actually thinking of getting a hello kitty tattoo tho I know I won't get it anyway haha firstly bc my parents will disown me and secondly my threshold for pain is.........hahaha noob la min noob wtv k nvm. I've never liked hello kitty before and I never understood why so many girls are so crazy over them hahaha I have a cousin (distant) who is the biggest hello kitty fan I know I swear to god EVERYTHING IN HER ROOM/CAR IS HELLO KITTY dude let me tell you guys that girl is mental I'm not even exaggerating when I tell you even her tooth brush is hello kitty. Idk if she's still like that but I last visited/saw her 5 years back?? And she was of legal age to drive already so I guess early 20s? Even her car ok she painted it hello kitty oh my but anw ya last night saw me falling in love (should be lust) with hello kitty 

 Hahahahaha my kitty tattoo and toilet roll. Tyng bought the roll a week ago and till today whenever I use I use the flip side instead just cause I'm afraid the print might leave kittys on ma kitty hahahahaha for real tmi ok stop but really it's more expensive but it's also of better quality. It's like the boxed tissue but in a roll form so yeah what's not to like something cute in the toilet and smoother too hahaha k night night kitties 

Love more with each passing day

"Goodnight then baby" "I love you" "I love you more" "it's a new day so I love you more"

Hahaha shit we say

Me "b if I go to Thailand and have a sex change will you still date me?" Leroy *thinks for 2 seconds* "only if yours is shorter than mine" me *laughing* "what a fucked up reply" him "what a fucked up question" god I love this guy and I'm so happy he loves me too *\^v^/*

#bbgurl

got an iPhone and................idk how to use it lol. leroy and i planned to meet at 6 outside zara and i was 5 minutes late but seeing that he wasn't there yet (he went to the wrong busstop to surprise/wait for me haha) i tried to on the phone so i can call him but THE BLOODY MACHINE WOULDN'T TURN ON so i just went into zara to shop hahahaha in my defense, you only need to press the bb button once and it'll turn on ok, how the hell would i know to hold the iphone lock button lololol. i'm not having much problems tho, surprisingly. i thought i wouldnt be able to type properly since i've used a bb my whole life #qwerty4ever?! haha but NO I TYPE FINE. the only shit i hate is that, there isn't the red light at the top, ykwim? so i don't even know i have a text until i press smth which is so irrelevant imo meh. k bye totally irrelevant.

i've been wearing the prettiest hamsa hand bracelet from tyng and i love it it's so pretty *v* its actually gold but idk the bb camera can't capture the right color o well still looks pretty

 i think alot of people have the wrong idea about the evil eye, many think its a blessing or something good but it actually isn't! thats why its called the evil eye............lol the hamsa hand protects the wearer from the evil eye hahaha

OH nigga's getting an iphone tmr and i feel like i will regret it the moment i get it hahahahahahaha buy me cute covers for my birthday ok http://society6.com/product/Theres-Always-Money-in-the-Banana-Stand-LPU_iPhone-Case na i like repetitive shit http://society6.com/product/Pineapple-Pattern-AiA_iPhone-Case i dont even like pineapples hahahahahahaha wtf OMG THIS IS ME http://society6.com/product/sloth-npF_iPhone-Case SLOTH. LOLOLOL. http://society6.com/product/Impulsive-Sloth_iPhone-Case HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS EVEN MORE ME IMPULSIVE SLOTH HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS BYE WHILE I CONTINUE LOOKING

my friend igen

me "ta pao home for me sashimi"
him "im gonna ta pao home japanese girls so i dont have to deal with singaporean girls' bullshit"
me "but you dont even understand their language"
him "i can speak the universal language....THE LANGUAGE BETWEEN MY THIGHS"